SHELLEY WHITAKER PHOTOGRAPHY.
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But I have no idea how to go about doing that. Any suggestions?
Pray, first and foremost.
Stop eating cupcakes, drinking soda, wearing clothes, brushing your teeth, saying words, etc. until it’s repealed.
Go to sleep and hope you dream about it being repealed, ‘cause it ain’t gonna happen in real life, bro.
the way she says “you” halp +
“every night you’re SCREAMING AT ME !!!!!!
there all the lyrcs dighaoailISHGOIGWOH!!!!!”
fucking psycho ilu

(Source: calltherapist, via gagasnation)
SHELLEY WHITAKER PHOTOGRAPHY.
Your fat body is upsetting to look at.
Something similar to this happens on my news feed all the time. -___-
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “FAMILY COMES INTO STORE, TALKING LOUDLY TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THE SPECIFIC ITEM THEY’RE LOOKING FOR.”
Bottom Text: “IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU FIND?” “NO, THANK YOU. WE’RE JUST LOOKING.”]Um. Okay, fine. It’s just I happen to know exactly where the thing you’re looking for is. But hey, if you want to wander aimlessly into a completely wrong department, that’s your deal.
And 10 minutes later they come ask you where it is. >:(
i am so glad there is a .gif of this.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “STORE IS DEAD ALL DAY.”
Bottom Text: “MOB OF PEOPLE TWO MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE.”]
oh god. not tonight.
Not one of the people who reblogged or liked it are following me. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass assholes.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Customer walks into store, grabs cheapest thing without hesitation, tries to pay with a $100 bill.”
Bottom Text: “NICE TRY.”]
Oh my god. Fuck.